DEFEND YOUR MOVES 2017 OFF SEASON VI!!!!!!
ITS FOOTBALL TIME YOU GUYS!!!!
Training camps are OPEN! Pre-season action is right around the corner! And the 2017 Special Ed Draft Order has been SET!!!!!!! DYM is ready to dive in to this season’s prognostications with our first annual DYM Editorial Staff Special Ed Mock Draft 1.0!!!!!! That’s right, we’re predicting every pick in the first round of this year’s Special Ed League draft!
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BOOM! Now the power of advanced analytics is at your fingertips. But, full disclosure, some of their guys have some pretty shoddy analysis on twitter so this might all be very suspect: Now I know you guys are itching to give this bad boy a test drive so, without further to do, we proudly present THE 1st ANNUAL DYM EDITORIAL STAFF SPECIAL ED MOCK DRAFT 1.0Lets GO!!!!!! PICK 1 – Russ – Le’Veon BellP
Bell led all RBs with 23.2 fantasy points per game last year and more importantly, David JohnsonP is one of the least funny names in the NFL Pick 2 – Dave – David JohnsonP
Many of the local beat reporters around White Walkers camp are looking for Dave to reach at this pick to keep Odell BeckhamP in NY. But we know Dave better than that. Dave is a big “Safe Pick” drafter. DJ is a slam dunk at #2 Pick 3 – Abby – Julio JonesP
This is going to break Chris’s heart. 😦 Pick 4 – Rob – Antonio BrownP
Have you guys seen this? Eagles fans are brought to tears discussing Carson WentzP. Weird stuff: WOW! Carson Wentz Fans Cry Talking about their love for the @Eagles QB!
Anderson Family Traveled from @NorthDakota to see @cj_wentz 🏈 pic.twitter.com/4ptnseOgfy
— Jeff Skversky 6abc (@JeffSkversky) July 29, 2017 //platform.twitter.com/widgets.js Pick 5 – Chris – Ezekiel ElliottP
Chris is still shell-shocked from seeing Julio go #3. He lets time expire and auto-drafts ElliottPick 6 – Paul – Odell BeckhamP Jr.
Special Ed has a long history of HOMER picks. The Reigning Champ keeps tradition alive in the first round. Pick 7 – Jeff – LeSean McCoyP
McCoy had a huge bounce-back season in his second year in Buffalo. Look for the upwrd trend to continue, with Mike Gilleslee in New England McCoy should get more goal-line opportunities. Pick 8 – Doug – Mike EvansP
FYI – this is the correct WR to take in the first round. Mike EvansP will be the #1 WR in fantasy this year. Calling it. Pick 9 – Mike – Melvin GordonP
Mike will also auto-draft this pick after spending the entire time trying to draft Saquon Barkley. Pick 10 – Matt – Devonta FreemanP
Chris is just beside himself at this point. Picking fifth STINKS. HAVE A GREAT SUMMER EVERYBODY!!!!!!!