DEFEND YOUR MOVES 2021 WEEK 3!!!
What's up, Special Ed?! We're pretty fuckin pissed off right now. We just came across a feature on Rolling Stone dot com entitled "The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time", and holy shit, you guys. The list is patently absurd. We know they're gaslighting us but, boy, we took that fuckin bait. We got triggered like a motherfucker off that fucking article. First of all there's only one song on here from before 1950, so no Mozart, no Verdi, and none of that Chinese lady from Bill & Ted 3. So, according to this list Time After Time and Back That Azz Up are "better songs" than every aria in every Italian opera. OK, fine, whatever. So it's like "The 500 Greatest Pop Songs From The Western Hemisphere of The Last 70 Years". But even within those parameters the selections and rankings are all over the place. Like, that Lil' Nas X song made the cut, but no Nas songs somehow. Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On is the #8 song "of all time". We love that song - it was our ringtone in 2002 - but come one now. It's not a better song than Purple Rain (#18) or Strange Fruit (#21). We get that this is all just somebody's opinion, and there's probably no one right answer, but opinions can also be wrong. This ranking is some anti-vax level wrong opinions. Like, you're entitled to like whatever; it's a free country and shit but, like, you're wrong. We'll copy the whole list down at the bottom if you guys wanna drive yourselves fuckin nuts. We've got a blog-worth of qualms with just the top 20, so let's run em down: 1 - Respect - Aretha Franklin - 1967 Not a wrong answer. We just wanna point out here the biggest snub of all snubs on this list: There are zero (0) Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons songs. None. They wrote a play about these guys and the whole story was about their fucking genius music writing process and how fucking innovative they were. And like, yo, they got some fuckin JAMS, duke. Big Girls Don't Cry?! Walk Like a Man?! Can't Take My Eyes Off You?! Who the fuck skipped over all these and voted for Groove is in The Heart? Seriously. Hope these people all get breakthrough COVID in their dickholes. Our pick for #1 Song of All Songs woulda been The Four Seasons' 1964 hit Dawn (go away). There's so much pain and self-loathing in this song it's incredible. Kirk Cobain didn't hate himself half as much as Frankie Valli did. Fuckin epic jam. 2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy - 1989 We love that Public Enemy cracked the top 5, (Chuck D is a top-5-dead-or-alive rapper) but this isn't the best PE song. It's a very good song, but for pure sonacity, there are several better songs on It Takes A Nation of Millions. Our favorites are Bring The Noise (#397) or Louder Than a Bomb (unranked). And their best political track was By The Time I Get to Arizona, and that shit fucking bangs too. 3 - A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke - 1964 4 - Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan - 1965 5 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana -1991 These last two are kinda fishy to us. Like, Dylan and Nirvana were both influential, era-defining acts so you we guess one would wanna get em on the list, but we're pretty sure that Smells Like Teen Spirit is not any Nirvana fan's favorite Nirvana song, and the same is probably true for Dylan fans and Rolling Stone. These are square picks. The public driving the lines up way too high here. We think the best Nirvana song is About A Girl, but to be honest we're pretty sure we can find 500 better songs out there. They don't need to be in the top 10. 6 - What’s Goin’ On? - Marvin Gaye - 1971 7 - Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles - 1967 This is an OK choice. Close. They got the right album - Sgt. Peppers is the best Beatles album. But the best song is Sgt. Peppers (reprise) - it's a little 80 second trip back in time to that old Hard Days Night sound. A real treat. 8 - Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott - 2001 Quick reminder: Everything after this point is a worse song than Get Your Freak On, according to Rolling Stone. 9 - Dreams - Fleetwood Mac - 1977 10 - Hey Ya! - Outkast - 2003 Another very square pick. This song isn't even in the top 500 Outkast songs. There are two other Outkast songs on the list - Bombs over Baghdad (39), and Ms. Jackson (145) - and they aren't even the best square Outkast songs. The best corny Outkast song is The Whole World (unranked) - which won a fucking Grammy!! But anybody that actually likes Outkast woulda picked either Elevators, ATLiens or 2 Dope Boyz. Obviously. 11 - God Only Knows - Beach Boys - 1966 Square as fuck. The best Beach Boys song is California Girls, and it's not close. Fuck outta here. 12 - Superstition - Stevie Wonder - 1972 This is really, for real, one of the best songs ever. There's no reason to put Nirvana in the top 5, they weren't actually good. 13 - Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones - 1969 We remember back in the day Rolling Stone did like a Best Rock & Roll Songs Ever and Satisfaction was #1. On this list it's #31, right in between Royals (Lorde - 2011) and Juicy (BIG - 1994). Sure, fuck it. Why not? 14 - Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks - 1967 IDK, seems high. 15 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles - 1963 I Want to Hold Your Hand is the Smells Like Teen Spirit of Beatles songs. Lame pick. Frankie Valli's got a dozens of better songs than this. 16 - Crazy in Love - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z - 2003 The first Jay-Z/Beyonce collabo was more of a cultural moment than a great song. There's one other Jay song on the list - 99 Problems (#96) - which, like many of the rap songs on here, is nobody's favorite song, but probably the only Jay-Z song that a lotta squares can name. Come to think of it we're surprised that New York song with Alicia Keys didn't make it on the list, people loved that song. Anyway. The CORRECT PICK here woulda been Single Ladies, which was disrespectfully ranked #228. 17 - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen - 1975 Sometimes the squares are right. 18 - Purple Rain - Prince - 1984 Jesus. WTF. Come on. We're just getting to Prince now? Prince is ranked 18? AFTER Queen?! After Outkast?!?! Andre fucking 3000 never woulda been allowed to exist on this earth if it wasn't for Prince. Fuck this shit. The best Prince album was actually NOT Purple Rain. It was 1992's "Love Symbol Album". You got My Name is Prince, Sexy Motherfucker, 7, fuckin he did a reggae song on there that bangs. All that shit. 19 - Imagine - John Lennon - 1971 We read that John Lennon helped Bowie write Fame. That's a fuckin jam right there. It's not on the list, though. There are seven Bowie songs on the list, Heroes at #23 is the highest ranked. We might coulda put a Bowie song in the top 20, but our personal favorite is the gleefully dystopian Oh! You Pretty Things - it's a song about human evolution! 20 - Dancing on My Own - Robyn - 2010 To us Robyn's career started and ended in 1997 with Show Me Love. That's one of the Z100 classics that'd get stuck in our head ALL DAY in high school. We only recently learned that Robyn was NOT a one-hit wonder. Apparently gay dudes are really into her. Who knew?! NEW STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (no spoilers) You guys, Star Wars Visions fucking RULES!!!!!!!! The great thing about this anthology is that there's a wide variety of different Jedi and Sith origin stories - and none of them are Palpatines or Skywalkers. We finally got the democratized power of the force that we predicted would be featured in Episode IX. Back then we thought "Rey Nobody" and "Broom Boy" were gonna be a thing, so we've been into this concept for a while, and now we can see it play out on screen for the first time. Now anyone can be a Jedi. When we see so many different permutations of force powers, the line between the dark side and the light becomes very thin - Jedi can be passionate, and Sith can be empathetic. But most importantly, Visions is also the sexiest Star War ever - Lola Bunny is a Jedi, General Grievous is a hot little blonde chick, and there's a bunch of other hot Jedi/Sith chicks that wear high heels and coronavirus masks like Kitana from Mortal Kombat. aw yea. get some. let's go. MISS CLEO'S PLAYER OF THE WEEK!!! JUSTIN JEFFERSON!!! AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK!!! DELTA BLUES vs PAULS AWESOME TEAM!!! AGOTW Prediction Record: 2-0 Last week we said Sharon Ertz needed to pull off a trade ASAP, and he responded with a BLOCKBUSTER! Chubb is ostensibly the best player in the trade, so Paul won. But this was a good trade for both parties. Rob got a solid WR2 in Higgins so he'll be starting both the guys he got in the deal. Chubb has 3 TDs this season but fewer rushing attempts than Taylor. The Colts also have a softer schedule and a better offensive line than the Browns, so there's still a ton of upside for JT. Paul and The Commish are both 0-2, but both have scored over 120 once. We think only one of them will put up that big big score this week. The Commish will get maybe the very best matchup of the year for The Seahawks stack. But he also has some tough flex choices this week with Eli Mitch being a hard Q and Davonte Smith still being 12 years old. They'll probly try to squeeze a little juice out of Mike Davis and Laviska and make it close. Prediction: PAULS AWESOME TEAM - 120.01 DELTA BLUES - 117.97 PAULS AWESOME TEAM WINS!!! SPECIAL ED MATCHUPS!!! SHARON ERTZ vs NO AND THEN! JT vs Hines showdown!! Why does Mike have 3 backup RBs and a backup QB? ugly team. SHARON ERTZ WINS!!! TOBIN & THE RIPPERS vs PICKLE RICKS!! The second trade of the week came in just ahead of the DYM editorial deadline. The negotiations kept us from publishing before the start of the Thursday game. We'll consider that serendipity because it also prevented us from picking C Mac as the Player of The Week. Dodged a bullet there. The trade was very solid cause both teams had glaring needs and both got what we wanted in the deal. Tobin needed an RB2 and Kareem Hunt is THE archetypal RB2 in Miss Cleo's fantasy tarot deck. He's by far the most talented non-starting RB in the league, so he's gonna make the most of all his touches. The Browns were among the highest rushing volume offenses last year and has one of the best offensive lines, so he'll get somewhat reliable rushing opportunity too. Tobin also got Mr. Big Chest as a replacement WR3. We said a couple weeks ago that we think AB is actually the best Bucs WR and we still think that's true despite the slow game in Atlanta. That was obviously a Leonard Fournette game anyway. AB tested positive for COVID this week but we heard that everybody on the Bucs is vaccinated so he should only miss one game. TOBIN & THE RIPPERS WINS!!! JEDI LOLA BUNNY vs BRING IT ON HOME Team DYM needed a WR upgrade, badly. We were more than happy to take the buy-low opportunity on Allen Robinson. That's our guy. We're really not concerned with the 2 slow weeks cause we know the Bears' season really begins this week when Justin Fields makes his first start. If this works out for us we're gonna be out there selling Josh Allen dirt cheap next week. Holla! We wanted to pick ourselves out of spite cause BIOH benched Miss Cleo's Player of the Week. But then we lost C-Mac and remembered we're still cursed until Monday. BRING IT ON HOME WINS!!! 🌶MAJINS FAMOUS DOUGS🌶 vs POLK HIGH PANTHERS Jeez Louise, everybody on Doug's team is hurt this week. Sony Michele time!!! POLK HIGH PANTHERS WINS!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYBODY!!! THE 500 GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME 1 - Respect - Aretha Franklin 2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy 3 - A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke 4 - Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan 5 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana 6 - What’s Goin’ On? - Marvin Gaye 7 - Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles 8 - Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott 9 - Dreams - Fleetwood Mac 10 - Hey Ya! - Outkast 11 - God Only Knows - Beach Boys 12 - Superstition - Stevie Wonder 13 - Gimme Shelter - Stones 14 - Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks 15 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles 16 - Crazy in Love - Beyonce 17 - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen 18 - Purple Rain - Prince 19 - Imagine - John Lennon 20 - Dancing on My Own - Robyn 21 - Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday 22 - Be My Baby - Ronettes 23 - ’Heroes’ - David Bowie 24 - A Day in the Life - The Beatles 25 - Runaway - Kanye West 26 - A Case of You - Joni Mitchell 27 - Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen 28 - Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads 29 - Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang - Dr. Dre 30 - Royals - Lorde 31 - Satisfaction - Rolling Stones 32 - Juicy - Notorious B.I.G. 33 - Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry 34 - Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag - James Brown 35 - Tutti Frutti - Little Richard 36 - Seven Nation Army - White Stripes 37 - When Doves Cry - Prince 38 - (Sittin’ on) The Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding 39 - B.O.B. - Outkast 40 - All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix 41 - Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division 42 - Redemption Song - Bob Marley 43 - My Girl - Temptations 44 - Billie Jean - Michael Jackson 45 - Alright - Kendrick Lamar 46 - Paper Planes - M.I.A. 47 - Tiny Dancer - Elton John 48 - Idioteque - Radiohead 49 - Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill 50 - Gasolina - Daddy Yankee 51 - Walk on By - Dionne Warwick 52 - I Feel Love - Donna Summer 53 - Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys 54 - The Tracks of My Tears - The Miracles 55 - Like a Prayer - Madonna 56 - Work It - Missy Elliott 57 - Family Affair - Sly and the Family Stone 58 - The Weight - The Band 59 - The Message - Grandmaster Flash 60 - Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush 61 - Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin 62 - One - U2 63 - Jolene - Dolly Parton 64 - Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones 65 - September - Earth, Wind & Fire 66 - Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel 67 - Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan 68 - Good Times - Chic 69 - All Too Well - Taylor Swift 70 - Suspicious Minds - Elvis 71 - Fast Car - Tracy Chapman 72 - Yesterday - The Beatles 73 - Formation - Beyonce 74 - Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen 75 - Common People - Pulp 76 - I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash 77 - Roadrunner - Modern Lovers 78 - Reach Out (I’ll Be There) - The Four Tops 79 - Back to Black - Amy Winehouse 80 - What’d I Say - Ray Charles 81 - I’m Waiting for the Man - Velvet Underground 82 - Rolling in the Deep - Adele 83 - Desolation Row - Bob Dylan 84 - Let’s Stay Together - Al Green 85 - Kiss - Prince 86 - Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones 87 - All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem 88 - Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns ‘N’ Roses 89 - Hey Jude - The Beatles 90 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman - Aretha Franklin 91 - Int’l Players Anthem (I Choose You) - UKG 92 - Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard 93 - Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson 94 - I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston 95 - Wonderwall - Oasis 96 - 99 Problems - Jay-Z 97 - Gloria - Patti Smith 98 - In My Life - The Beatles 99 - ‘Stayin’ Alive - Bee Gees 100 - Blowin’ in the Wind - Bob Dylan 101 - Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs 102 - Maybelline - Chuck Berry 103 - You Oughta Know - Alanis Morisette 104 - I Want You Back - Jackson 5 105 - Life on Mars? - David Bowie 106 - Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones 107 - C.R.E.A.M. - Wu-Tang Clan 108 - Just Like Heaven - The Cure 109 - Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone 110 - Something - The Beatles 111 - Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen 112 - Losing My Religion - REM 113 - Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder 114 - Toxic - Britney Spears 115 - At Last - Etta James 116 - It Takes Two - Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock 117 - I Say a Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin 118 - Creep - Radiohead 119 - I Heard It Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye 120 - Oh Bondage! Up Yours! - X-Ray Spex 121 - Let It Be - The Beatles 122 - People Get Ready - Impressions 123 - This Must Be the Place (Naïve Melody) - Talking Heads 124 - That’ll Be the Day - Buddy Holly 125 - Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols 126 - Freedom! ‘90’ - George Michael 127 - Waterfalls - TLC 128 - Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin 129 - Hold On We’re Going Home - Drake 130 - Dancing in the Street - Martha and the Vandellas 131 - Stand by Me - Ben E. King 132 - Paid in Full - Eric B. and Rakim 133 - Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey 134 - What’s Love Got to Do With It - Tina Turner 135 - She Loves You - The Beatles 136 - Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding 137 - Thank U, Next - Arianna Grande 138 - Heart of Glass - Blondie 139 - Vogue - Madonna 140 - No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley 141 - Maggie May - Rod Stewart 142 - He Stopped Loving Her Today - George Jones 143 - London Calling - The Clash 144 - Jumpin’ Jack Flash - Rolling Stones 145 - Ms. Jackson - Outkast 146 - Fire and Rain - James Taylor 147 - Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino 148 - Kashmir - Led Zeppelin 149 - Rocket Man - Elton John 150 - Basket Case - Green Day 151 - Will You Love Me Tomorrow - Shirelles 152 - Proud Mary - CCR 153 - Super Freak - James Brown 154 - Spoonful - Howlin’ Wolf 155 - Last Nite - The Strokes 156 - Louie Louie - The Kinsgmen 157 - Teenage Riot - Sonic Youth 158 - Cissy Strut - Meters 159 - Baba O’Riley - The Who 160 - Nightswimming - R.E.M. 161 - Into the Groove - Madonna 162 - Pink Moon - Nick Drake 163 - Landslide - Fleetwood Mac 164 - Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan 165 - I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams 166 - All the Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople 167 - Lose Yourself - Eminem 168 - ‘Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield 169 - American Girl - Tom Petty 170 - In the Still of the Nite - Five Satins 171 - What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 172 - Mississippi Goddam - Nina Simone 173 - Marquee Moon - Television 174 - Radio Free Europe - R.E.M. 175 - I Only Have Eyes for You - Flamingos 176 - You Really Got Me - The Kinks 177 - Jump - Van Halen 178 - Bad Guy - Billie Eilish 179 - Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd 180 - Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed 181 - Eight Miles High - The Byrds 182 - The Sounds of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel 183 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life - Stevie Wonder 184 - Nothing Compares to U - Sinead O’Connor 185 - Beat It - Michael Jackson 186 - I’ll Take You There - Staple Singers 187 - Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan 188 - Little Wing - Jimi Hendrix 189 - Space Oddity - David Bowie 190 - Fuck the Police - N.W.A. 191 - Ode to Billie Joe - Bobby Gentry 192 - Mind Playing Tricks on Me - Geto Boys 193 - Wild Horses - Rolling Stones 194 - Rid of Me - PJ Harvey 195 - Crazy - Patsy Cline 196 - Sex Machine - James Brown 197 - I Can’t Stand the Rain - Ann Peebles 198 - Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye 199 - Dream On - Aerosmith 200 - Changes - David Bowie 201 - Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash 202 - Your Song - Elton John 203 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m Yours - Stevie Wonder 204 - Young Americans - David Bowie 205 - …Baby One More Time - Britney Spears 206 - Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell 207 - Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine 208 - Doll Parts - Hole 209 - Boys of Summer - Don Henley 210 - One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic 211 - With or Without You - U2 212 - More Than a Feeling - Boston 213 - Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones 214 - Deacon Blues - Steely Dan 215 - Shook Ones (Pt. II) - Mobb Deep 216 - Jailhouse Rock - Elvis 217 - Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks 218 - In the Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett 219 - Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty 220 - Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order 221 - River Deep – Mountain High - Ike and Tina Turner 222 - Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash 223 - Stan - Eminem 224 - Layla - Derek and the Dominoes 225 - Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell 226 - There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths 227 - Fortunate Son - CCR 228 - Single Ladies - Beyonce 229 - This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie 230 - Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds 231 - I Wanna Dance with Somebody - Whitney Houston 232 - My Generation - The Who 233 - Groove Is in the Heart - Deee-Lite 234 - You Keep Me Hangin’ On - Supremes 235 - Blue Monday - New Order 236 - Lean on Me - Bill Withers 237 - Your Cheatin’ Heart - Hank Williams 238 - Are You That Somebody - Aaliyah 239 - September Gurls - Big Star 240 - I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys 241 - The Humpty Dance - The Digital Underground 242 - Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis 243 - Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles 244 - Summer Babe (Winter Version) - Pavement 245 - Sabotage - Beastie Boys 246 - Ooh La La - Faces 247 - River - Joni Mitchell 248 - Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A. 249 - Bad Reputation - Joan Jett 250 - Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix 251 - I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor 252 - Flash Light - Parliament 253 - Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain - Willie Nelson 254 - Stop! In the Name of Love - The Supremes 255 - Coal Miner’s Daughter - Loretta Lynn 256 - Master of Puppets - Metallica 257 - Heat Wave - Martha and the Vandellas 258 - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised - Gil-Scott Heron 259 - Heart of Gold - Neil Young 260 - Get Up Stand Up - The Wailers 261 - Pusherman - Curtis Mayfield 262 - American Tune - Paul Simon 263 - Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton 264 - Let’s Get It On - Marvin Gaye 265 - Left of the Dial - The Replacements 266 - King Tubby Meets the Rockers Uptown - Augustus Pablo 267 - Take Care - Drake 268 - Shout (Parts 1 and 2) - The Isley Brothers 269 - Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers 270 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails 271 - A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum 272 - The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy 273 - Killing Me Softly With His Song - Roberta Flack 274 - Love and Happiness - Al Green 275 - Sail Away - Randy Newman 276 - Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks 277 - Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley 278 - Pressure Drop - Toots and the Maytals 279 - Karma Police - Radiohead 280 - Penny Lane - The Beatles 281 - Grindin - Clipse 282 - Never Tear Us Apart - INXS 283 - Georgia On My Mind - Ray Charles 284 - Suzanne - Leonard Cohen 285 - Say My Name - Destiny’s Child 286 - Dancing Queen - ABBA 287 - You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC 288 - That’s the Joint - The Funky Four Plus One 289 - Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen 290 - Yeah - Usher 291 - In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins 292 - Can I Kick it - A Tribe Called Quest 293 - School’s Out - Alice Cooper 294 - Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground 295 - Won’t Get Fooled Again - The Who 296 - Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill 297 - Wouldn’t It Be Nice - Beach Boys 298 - Jungleland - Bruce Springsteen 299 - I Put a Spell on You - Jay Hawkins 300 - Rock Lobster - B-52s 301 - Night Moves - Bob Seger 302 - Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd 303 - No Scrubs - TLC 304 - Trans-Europe Express - Kraftwerk 305 - Every Breath You Take - The Police 306 - Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin 307 - Crazy - Gnarls Barkley 308 - Divorce Song - Liz Phair 309 - Ain’t No Sunshine - Bill Withers 310 - Light My Fire - The Doors 311 - Hotel California - Eagles 312 - Walk on By - Isaac Hayes 313 - The Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles 314 - I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges 315 - Part 1 – Acknowledgement - John Coltrane 316 - Leader of the Pack - Shangri-Las 317 - Visions of Johanna - Bob Dylan 318 - Hound Dog - Big Mama Thornton 319 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears 320 - California Love - 2Pac 321 - I Still Haven’t Found - U2 322 - After the Gold Rush - Neil Young 323 - All I Have to Do Is Dream - Everly Brothers 324 - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant - Billy Joel 325 - Lust for Life - Iggy Pop 326 - Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley 327 - Real Love - Mary J. Blige 328 - Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers 329 - Safaera - Bad Bunny 330 - Big Poppa - The Notorious B.I.G. 331 - Please Mr. Postman - The Marvelettes 332 - Umbrella - Rihanna 333 - Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone - The Temptations 334 - Ripple - Grateful Dead 335 - Move Your Body (The House Music Anthem) - Marshall Jefferson 336 - She’s Gone - Hall and Oates 337 - Believe - Cher 338 - Paranoid - Black Sabbath 339 - 1999 - Prince 340 - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash 341 - I’m a Believer - Monkees 342 - Promised Land - Chuck Berry 343 - What a Fool Believes - The Doobie Brothers 344 - Iron Man - Black Sabbath 345 - It’s Too Late - Carole King 346 - Dynamite - BTS 347 - Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis 348 - Virginia Plain - Roxy Music 349 - Time of the Season - Zombies 350 - Angel in Montgomery - John Prine 351 - Ponta De Lanca Africano (Umbabarauma) - Jorge Ben 352 - It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube 353 - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - The Eurythmics 354 - Rock With You - Michael Jackson 355 - Don’t Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston 356 - Surrender - Cheap Trick 357 - Blank Space - Taylor Swift 358 - Because the Night - Patti Smith 359 - Killing Me Softly with His Song - The Fugees 360 - Little Red Corvette - Prince 361 - The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff 362 - Merry Go Round - Kacey Musgraves 363 - Could You Be Loved - Bob Marley 364 - Box of Rain - Grateful Dead 365 - God Save the Queen - The Sex Pistols 366 - Da Doo Run Run - The Crystals 367 - Thinkin’ About You - Frank Ocean 368 - Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden 369 - Just What I Needed - The Cars 370 - Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly 371 - Bennie and the Jets - Elton John 372 - I Can’t Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt 373 - Hotline Bling - Drake 374 - Be Thankful for What You Got - William DeVaughn 375 - Up On the Roof - Drifters 376 - Mama Tried - Merle Haggard 377 - Pictures of You - The Cure 378 - Mr. Brightside - The Killers 379 - Untitled (How Does It Feel) - D’Angelo 380 - Radiation Vibe - Fountains of Wayne 381 - Typical Girls - The Slits 382 - Paper Bag - Fiona Apple 383 - Redbone - Childish Gambino 384 - I Like It - Cardi B 385 - I’m Coming Out - Diana Ross 386 - Lola - The Kinks 387 - Personality Crisis - The New York Dolls 388 - Party Up (Up in Here) - DMX 389 - Brass in Pocket - Pretenders 390 - Enter Sandman - Metallica 391 - Springsteen - Eric Church 392 - Fix You - Coldplay 393 - Say It Loud - James Brown 394 - Grace - Jeff Buckley 395 - Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa 396 - Alison - Elvis Costello 397 - Bring the Noise - Public Enemy 398 - Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran 399 - You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) - Sylvester 400 - Station to Station - David Bowie 401 - Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac 402 - Lovely Day - Bill Withers 403 - Ain’t Nobody - Rufus and Chaka Khan 404 - Rock and Roll All Nite - Kiss 405 - Amor Prohibido - Selena 406 - Sucker MC’s - Run-DMC 407 - Free Bird - Skynyrd 408 - Father and Son - Cat Stevens 409 - Everlong - Foo Fighters 410 - Whipping Post - Allman Brother’s Band 411 - Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco 412 - Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry 413 - Gloria - Them 414 - Dreaming - Blondie 415 - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode 416 - Alive - Pearl Jam 417 - Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson 418 - Green Onions - Booker T 419 - Fantasy - Mariah Carey 420 - California Dreamin’ - Mamas and the Papas 421 - How Soon Is Now - The Smiths 422 - Flava in Your Ear - Craig Mack 423 - Criminal - Fiona Apple 424 - No Diggity - Blackstreet 425 - Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters 426 - Super Bass - Nicki Minaj 427 - Rapper’s Delight - Sugarhill Gang 428 - Sign of the Times - Harry Styles 429 - Under Pressure - Queen and David Bowie 430 - They Reminiscence Over You - Pete Rock and CL Smooth 431 - Adore - Prince 432 - Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran 433 - West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys 434 - Sheena Is a Punk Rocker - Ramones 435 - Limelight - Rush 436 - Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen 437 - Passionate Kisses - Lucinda Williams 438 - Savage (Remix) - Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce 439 - La Vida Es un Carnaval - Celia Cruz 440 - If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys 441 - The House That Built Me - Miranda Lambert 442 - Ace of Spades - Motorhead 443 - Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy 444 - In Da Club - 50 Cent 445 - Cosmic Dancer - T. Rex 446 - Rosalita - Bruce Springsteen 447 - Help! - The Beatles 448 - Tyrone - Erykah Badu 449 - Don’t Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult 450 - Powderfinger - Neil Young 451 - Bad and Boujee - Migos 452 - Africa - Toto 453 - The Rain - Missy Elliot 454 - Bam Bam - Sister Nancy 455 - White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane 456 - Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey 457 - Livin’ on a Prayer - Bon Jovi 458 - Loser - Beck 459 - No Ordinary Love - Sade 460 - Ku Klux Klan - Steel Pulse 461 - Crying - Roy Orbison 462 - Into the Mystic - Van Morrison 463 - Boom Boom - John Lee Hooker 464 - Help Me - Joni Mitchell 465 - Get Lucky - Daft Punk 466 - Never Too Much - Luther Vandross 467 - Come As You Are - Nirvana 468 - Fade Into You - Mazzy Star 469 - Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks 470 - Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips 471 - The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals 472 - Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel 473 - Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette 474 - Move On Up - Curtis Mayfield 475 - Rhythm Nation - Janet Jackson 476 - Sunday Morning Coming Down - Kris Kristofferson 477 - Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Gos 478 - Back That Azz Up - Juvenile 479 - Oye Como Va - Santana 480 - Just a Friend - Biz Markie 481 - Cross Road Blues - Robert Johnson 482 - Bad Romance - Lady Gaga 483 - I Can’t Help Myself - Four Tops 484 - Buddy Holly - Weezer 485 - 212 - Azealia Banks 486 - A Milli - Lil Wayne 487 - Cranes in the Sky - Solange 488 - House of Balloons - The Weeknd 489 - Cannonball - The Breeders 490 - Old Town Road - Lil Nas X 491 - Welcome to the Jungle - Guns ‘n’ Roses 492 - So What - Miles Davis 493 - Where Is My Mind - The Pixies 494 - Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper 495 - You’re So Vain - Carly Simon 496 - Without You - Nilsson 497 - Truth Hurts - Lizzo 498 - Pancho and Lefty - Townes Van Zandt 499 - Baby Love - The Supremes 500 - Stronger - Kanye West