DEFEND YOUR MOVES 2024 WEEK 10!!!!!!!!!!

ANTISEMITE GENIUSES!!!!!!!!!!! Whats up DYM Nation, its your boy, Kyrie. I didnt get a chance to check in with an Election Conspiracies Blog before election day cause I got stuck playing basketball the whole last two weeks. Feelin good, but since I already played 8 games this season - averaging 23/6/5 as always - Im ready for a little load management. Obviously Im hyped this week cause your boy Trump just pulled an all-time election fraud. So smooth. They never saw it coming. This being Trumps third presidential campaign, hes pretty much an expert on election fraud now. He had this plan in the works for YEARS. Obviously, all the bullshit in 2020 about the ballot machines and various voter frauds was the perfect set-up. That just made sure everybody was either busy with his lawsuits or looking even closer at the machines and the polling places, while the real scam was flying way over their heads. Literally. In space. A lotta people thought it was weird that Elon Musk became so adamantly pro-Trump like four months ago , after years of waffling political positions. Elon used to be Yang Gang . He worked in the first Trump administration and quit after five months ! Then he voted for Biden. Then he was with DeSantis . Remember that?!? A lotta people dont remember that, cause Elon Musk has been really busy the last few years. Everybody knows he bought twitter. And everybody on Twitter knows that Elons kid is a trans girl, cause he wont shut up about it. And most people figure thats why him and Trump linked up -- cause Trump loves twitter, and he wont shut up about trans kids either -- but theyre wrong. Trump knows theres one thing that Elon spent more money on in the last two years than twitter, and thats SATELLITES!!! The US Government has put 100 satellites in orbit in the past two years and 85 of them were manufactured and launched by SpaceX. Thats a fact. look it up.
Then, just about a year ago, Trump found out -- ON TWITTER -- that you can fix any election you want if you have a constellation of satellites. Its easy. Just follow these simple steps: Triangulate your satellites around the cell towers near polling places Jack the 4g signal Read/write ballot data via the 4g modem at the polling place Buy twitter Un-cancel Trump Make fake Twitter account Draw satellites on graph paper Take a photo of the graph paper Send that photo from your fake account to @RealDonaldTrump. Boom. Democracy in action, motherfuckers. Thats why people are hyped for Trump. Cause free speech is so empowering. Finally, election fraud is not just for the political elite. Now anybody thats real wild on twitter can be president, as long as you promise Elon all the government contracts and tax breaks he wants. But, regardless of the actual vote count, the fact is Trump is HOT. DYM told you guys three elections ago that a us presidential race cannot be won without xenophobic fear-mongering and wildly unrealistic campaign promises. Even Biden in 2020 was very anti-China and he said he was gonna make weed legal everywhere and cancel all student loan debt. That kinda bullshit gives people hope. Theres a lotta people that will vote for a candidate they hate if they think theyre getting free money and free drugs. Thats the real reason why Trump won. Kamala had no crazy campaign promises, except for undoing a lotta shit that Trump did. So in the end, Kamala was the one trying to make america great again and Trump was the progressive. Crazy. Trump made all kindsa wild campaign promises, and not just racist shit. Theres gonna be no income tax. No more wars. Theres gonna be a party for a whole year . Hes gonna make all the food organic and legalize mushrooms. And, most importantly, UFO Disclosure!!!!! "and it was round ... which is, in theory, a great shape." Thats right I said it. UFOs. I used to not fuck with alien speculation at all. Back in early 2022 I blessed DYM with the classic Ghosts vs Aliens Part 2 . Then, as you all know, I got in trouble later that year for fuckin with rumble dot com videos. I even got cancelled from DYM too, so I never got to tell yall about the really really wildest shit I found on there. Theres some fuckin antisemite geniuses on the dark web these days. Talkin bout brilliant historians and scientists doing meticulous, scholarly research making ground-breaking discoveries -- and they all fuckin HATE jews. My favorite rumble dot com guy right now is this motherfucker called Clif High . Hes nuts. Clifs claim to fame is he made a large-language-model program that predicts the future. Basically the web bot scrapes all sorts of internet chat boards and social media, and analyses the way people are talking about things. Then, since consciousness creates material reality , the model is able to extrapolate how our vibes at any given time will manifest in future realities. Basically its like The Secret , but with AI. The shits been running since the early 2000s and made some notable predictions back in the day - like Hurricane Katrina, and the recession of 2008 - but the thing Clif likes to talk about the most these days is space aliens. Jewish space aliens. Apparently Clifs web bot is adamant about ancient aliens and astrotheology. The web bot apparently told Clif that god and all the angels and demons in the bible were actually aliens. Pretty standard stuff, but hes been getting increasing indications that the truth about the aliens is about to be revealed, and various forms of chaos will ensue. For a couple years now hes been closing in on the precise timing of this revelation. Now, in his latest estimation the " melee " should begin within a few months after Joe Rogan interviews Donald Trump. Somehow the web bot predicted that Rogan would interview Trump a long long time ago, back before it even knew what a podcast was. Now, since that interview has happened, and Trump won, the shits about to hit the fan like any day now. Clifs alien talks are really good listens if you have the time. Its a facinating cosmology hes got going, and its brutally antisemitic. Im pretty sure I saw one video where he said theres actually multiple alien species vying for control of Earth, and some are more malicious to humans than others. I cant find that one. Lately hes been focused on this one malicious species called the "El", or "Elohim" which supposedly control humanity today through the cult that is judaism. This podcast from last December covers a lot of Clifs biblical revisionism, and how the coming war with the space aliens is gonna cause a lot of consternation, since the war with the space aliens was supposed to rally humanity together, but that might be tough if were also literally going to war with god. That, Clif says, is gonna be especially tough for jews, christians and muslims -- but really mostly jews. Anyways. I thought it was important to let you guys know about this. Especially after DYM wrote about that kabballah sex cult . You guys gotta stay away from that shit with the alien war just around the corner. One thing DYM didnt mention in that blog is how Gudni Gudnason said that he learned the secrets of DNA Activation from actual aliens. Its right there in that Vice article. Kinda surprised they glossed over that cause this is the number one reason to not fuck with the Modern Mystery School. Not cause its bullshit, or its a pyramid scheme or theyre probly doing human trafficking -- but because theyre a dangerous pro-alien organization . Its scary shit. Cant let the space alien propaganda fool you. Sure, DNA Activation is cool! It feels good as fuck, but dont do it, cause thats how they get you!! One day youre just staring at crystals, banging goddesses in the astral plane then, boom, next thing you know the aliens are coming to eat your kids. For real. Fuck aliens. FOOD BEEF 2024: MAC & CHEESE!!!!!!!!!! The BBQ Tour was a bust. But one interesting thing we learned early on was that even mediocre BBQ spots tend to have pretty good Mac & Cheese. Then, as luck would have it, we heard about a M&C Festival right in the Super Bowl Ripper 's hometown. So, last Saturday we got together with 2022 champ to hammer out an entire food beef tour in one day!!! Lets Go!!!!!!!!!! Our first stop was Hamilton Pork . Very good flavor. Interesting cheeses, we think it had Ricotta, and big pieces of chicharon-style pork belly, which were a little dry but the crunchy skin which was nice. Next we went to Hudson Hall we had a beer there and watched some of PSU-OSU. They served up some classic mac. Tasted like our mom’s Mac & Cheese O’Haras served a buffalo chicken "mac". It was really just blue cheese, buffalo sauce, chicken, and ziti. Lotta flavor but we both felt like it may not actually have been mac & cheese. The next dish was definitely NOT a mac and cheese: Tony Boloney’s Mac & Cheese Pizza!!! (chipotle flavor). It was ok, but very filling which started to give us some anxiety about the rest of the tour. SBRipper didnt finish his slice to save room for the next six macs. Thankfully our next stop, Hudson Hound , was excellent. Nothing too crazy just a classic 4 cheese mac (at least two were cheddar) with panko bread crumbs. This ended up being our favorite "Classic Mac & Cheese" of the day . SB Ripper was excited to get to South House , and we could see why. Its a classy operation with high-quality food. They had a real chef carving up brisket and sprinkling Doritos dust on every cup to order. The brisket and BBQ sauce were very good - and probably would have won the BBQ Tour. Although the Mac elements were just OK. The sauce was too creamy for our taste, we think it was Velveeta. Then we went next door to The Ashford . They had a nice bar so we stayed there for the end of PSU-OSU (😢). We had a couple gin and tonics and a bizarre mac. It was a lobster mac, but with another overly viscous cheese like at South House. tasted like Kraft Mac 'n Cheese with lobster. Very weird and not good. At this point we're getting really full. But we only got three left, and there was a bit of a walk to the next spot. So we smoked a joint to prime our stomaches and hiked over to Better Days . These guys tried to get creative, which had really not been a successful strategy. What they gave us was a meatball with vodka sauce over macaroni. It was actually very good, especially the meatball. But kinda tasted like pizza. Not a Mac!!! Healey’s came through with a very good classic Mac. This one struck us as more like cafeteria/banquet style Mac than our mom’s style Mac. Cheese was smooth and cheddary, with nicely toasted crunchy breadcrumbs. The last mac for us was at Jam Cakery , a family-operated vegan catering and event space. The mac was made with oak milk cheese and topped with truffle fried onion crumble. It was pretty good!!! Jam Cakery earned bonus points for having a dog named Chewbacca, and for advertising their event space as not just BYOB, but " BYO-whatever you want ". Thats an amazing phrase right there. Our imagination was running WILD!!! Remind us next year to have the draft at Jam Cakery. As it turned out, SB Ripper missed Hamilton Pork at the start of the Tour so we went back there again at the end. Our second sample of Hamilton's really put them over the top. The chicharon had crisped up even more throughout the day and had an amazing crunch - its a very clever substitute for breadcrumbs, especially like if youre trying to have less carbs in your pasta. Even after 10 servings of Mac & Cheese, Hamilton Pork's Mac went down super smooth. We had to declare them the winner. CONGRATULATIONS TO THE 2024 FOOD BEEF MAC & CHEESE CHAMPION: HAMILTON PORK!!!!!!!!!! AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!! ALWAYS BE CHIMPIN vs. PUNCH IT OR LUNCH IT!!!!!!!!!! Last friday Big Chimpin consulted the Clif High web bot, and called the winner of the JC Mac & Cheese Festival before it started. That was pretty cool. So this was gonna be the AGOTW even before we heard that Christian McCaffrey was making his long awaited 2024 season debut. That's huge for Chimpin, obviously, but they still have moves to make before tomorrow. Keon Coleman and Michael Pittman were both deemed inactive just yesterday leaving Chimpin with only two (2) healthy WR's on the roster. It'll be interesting to see how they handle this one. It probably doesn't make sense to drop Coleman or Pittman for like Ray-Ray McCloud or whoever, so it's possible they'll just take the 0 at WR3 and try to put DYM in the HALL OF SHAME!!!!!!!!!! Team DYM has a weird lineup this week too. We're probably gonna start 2 Jags, 2 Giants, and 2 Vikings. The Giants are playing in Europe at 930 am EST. Then the Vikings are playing the Jags at 1pm (great matchup for Darnold and Just Jeff), same time as Saints/Falcons (Kamara and Younghoe). So we only have to check in on those two 1pm games then our squad is DONE except for the Monday Night Hammer Puka Nacua. Thats a very tidy schedule. Really looking forward to it. CLIF HIGH WEB BOT PREDICTION: ALWAYS BE CHIMPIN - 110.83 PUNCH IT OR LUNCH IT - 119.04 PUNCH IT OR LUNCH IT WINS!!!!!!!!!! SPECIAL ED MATCHUPS!!!!!!!!!! The Hamburglars vs. Tobin & The Rippers There's not a ton of super intriguing matchups this week for fantasy. The best game of the week probably already happened on Thursday. Otherwise the fun teams are all playing shitty teams like Bills/Colts and Eagles/Cowboys. The only other one to look forward to is maybe Lions/Texans if Nico plays. These teams both have players in that Lions/Texans game, so that'll be fun. But we think that it's weeks like this where AJ Brown just beats up on a shitty Cowboys team and ends up being the #1  fantasy WR. TOBIN & THE RIPPERS WINS!!!!!!!!!! Uncle Rico's Revenge vs. Erin Ertz Uncle Rico got 15 points out of MAndrews on Thursday, which would probably feel great as long as he can avoid looking at I ❤️ Auntie Cynthula's score. Nonetheless, its a significant advantage over Erin Ertz who only got 5 points from Zay Flowers. Rico also has two 49ers who could be rejuvenated this week with the return of CMC. UNCLE RICOS REVENGE WINS!!!!!!!!!! Super Bowl Ripper vs. ghost forking 👻 This could be the week for GHOST FORKING👻!!!!!!!!!! Like we said above, we think the 49ers offense is gonna be generally rejuvenated by CMC. The most obvious beneficiary will be Brock Purdy. This matchup features Josh Allen vs James Cook & Bills D. Against the Colts we're giving the advantage to GF👻's Bills. The Bills are a run-first offense and they won't stop running the ball until the other team stops em. We don't think Indy is gonna stop em. The Colts have given up 24+ fantasy points to RBs three times (Mixon 2x and Tank Bigsby) all three times the opposing QB scored less than 24. Indy has also given up 10+ points to fantasy D's three times, including both of the last two Flacco games. GHOST FORKING👻 WINS!!!!!!!!!! I ❤️ Auntie Cynthula vs. Paul's Phenomenal Team I❤️AC got 95 points on Thursday night!!!!! That's got to be some kinda record. Sorry, Paul, you lost. We wanna circle back real quick to one of Trumps wild campaign promises - " The Great American State Fair " which is supposed to be a festival in Iowa that'll open on Memorial Day 2025 and run through July 4 2026. Fuckin wild. Sounds amazing if we're being honest - and the I❤️AC squad in particular should be marking their calendars THE PATRIOT GAMES!!!! LETS GO TEAM VERMONT!!!!!!!!!! I ❤️ AUNTIE CYNTHULA WINS!!!!!!!!!! HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYBODY!!!!!!!!!!