DEFEND YOUR MOVES OFF-SEASON 2022 #2!!


WHAT'S UP SPECIAL ED!?!?

Last week one of the venerated members of DYM Nation recommended that we start pumping some merch on this site. SO WE DID!!! THERE'S A NEW LINK AT THE TOP OF THIS PAGE!!!!!


CHECK IT OUT!!!


So far we got CJ & Friends stuff, Star Wars Stuff (cancelled), Sexy Star Wars stuff, and even Food Beef stuff!!!!!

And don't forget - the holidays aren't over yet and there's still time to order before MLK Day!!!


Get your girl that Lil'Genie bed spread she's had her eye on!!! It's like Seahorse said: "If you liked sleeping in a conch shell, your gonna LOVE sleeping with a snake-genie."


Unfortunately RedBubble's copyright filters cancelled some of our favorite designs - like the football tarot cards and some of the SW pieces. We're sad to say that the stylish joints you see below are NOT currently available. It was bound to happen - those Hollywood Elites know that DYM is the internet's premier fashion tastemaker, our brand is a major threat to the likes of Disney and the NFL. Hopefully it'll take em a while to figure out that the genie has Ţáyl0r $wifţ's face, think we'll be good as long as we don't put her name on it 🤞.


It's more than likely that this whole operation is gonna be pretty short-lived. We really aren't tryin to go to war with the cancel culture, and copyright infringement is our bread-and-butter around here. That's one of the reasons why we never tried to monetize our work before - we figured long as we're not selling someone else's stuff then we're technically not infringing on their copyright - but ya know what? Fuck it, we gotta give the people what they want!!!


Either way making t-shirts that are only funny to us is just one step in our phased marketing plan. This season we've put a lot of effort into expanding our reach on twitter, youtube, and twitch (shout out to Dodger!), and these projects will all continue throughout the off-season. What's next? Who knows?!

Maybe we'll start telling restaurants that they're being reviewed? Maybe we'll put our rankings on FantasyPros? Maybe we'll start a podcast? Maybe we'll market a line of THC-infused beard oil??? The sky is literally the limit.


 

MISS CLEO'S PLAYER OF THE WEEK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HARRISON BUTKER (UNDER!)!!!

Miss Cleo's Prop Bet Record: 10-7


 

NFL PLAYOFFS!!!!!


It's NFL Playoff time and DYM is AMPED UP!!!!!

It's only Tuesday and we already got the visions of sugar plums dancing in our heads. It's gonna be really hard to concentrate on much of anything this week including writing DYM, to be honest. Maybe we'll come back later in the week for a Boba Fett update (maybe). For now, in lieu of our usual in-depth sabermetrical analysis, we just made a funny picture for each matchup and we'll guess the scores.


LETS GO!!!!!


Bengals: 27 - Raiders: 13



Cowboys:35 - Forty Niners: 24



Rams: 31 - Cardinals: 24



UPSET ALERT!!!

Chiefs: 19 - Steelers: 22



UPSET ALERT!!!

Eagles: 27 - Buccaneers: 17



Bills: 1,000,000 - Patriots: 0


 

HAVE A GREAT WILDCARD EVERYBODY!!




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