
What's up, Special Ed?!
We're pretty fuckin pissed off right now.
We just came across a feature on Rolling Stone dot com entitled "The 500 Greatest Songs of All Time", and holy shit, you guys. The list is patently absurd.
We know they're gaslighting us but, boy, we took that fuckin bait. We got triggered like a motherfucker off that fucking article. First of all there's only one song on here from before 1950, so no Mozart, no Verdi, and none of that Chinese lady from Bill & Ted 3. So, according to this list Time After Time and Back That Azz Up are "better songs" than every aria in every Italian opera. OK, fine, whatever. So it's like "The 500 Greatest Pop Songs From The Western Hemisphere of The Last 70 Years". But even within those parameters the selections and rankings are all over the place.
Like, that Lil' Nas X song made the cut, but no Nas songs somehow.
Missy Elliott's Get Your Freak On is the #8 song "of all time". We love that song - it was our ringtone in 2002 - but come one now. It's not a better song than Purple Rain (#18) or Strange Fruit (#21). We get that this is all just somebody's opinion, and there's probably no one right answer, but opinions can also be wrong. This ranking is some anti-vax level wrong opinions. Like, you're entitled to like whatever; it's a free country and shit but, like, you're wrong.
We'll copy the whole list down at the bottom if you guys wanna drive yourselves fuckin nuts. We've got a blog-worth of qualms with just the top 20, so let's run em down:
1 - Respect - Aretha Franklin - 1967
Not a wrong answer.
We just wanna point out here the biggest snub of all snubs on this list:
There are zero (0) Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons songs. None. They wrote a play about these guys and the whole story was about their fucking genius music writing process and how fucking innovative they were. And like, yo, they got some fuckin JAMS, duke. Big Girls Don't Cry?! Walk Like a Man?! Can't Take My Eyes Off You?! Who the fuck skipped over all these and voted for Groove is in The Heart? Seriously. Hope these people all get breakthrough COVID in their dickholes.
Our pick for #1 Song of All Songs woulda been The Four Seasons' 1964 hit Dawn (go away). There's so much pain and self-loathing in this song it's incredible. Kirk Cobain didn't hate himself half as much as Frankie Valli did. Fuckin epic jam.
2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy - 1989
We love that Public Enemy cracked the top 5, (Chuck D is a top-5-dead-or-alive rapper) but this isn't the best PE song. It's a very good song, but for pure sonacity, there are several better songs on It Takes A Nation of Millions. Our favorites are Bring The Noise (#397) or Louder Than a Bomb (unranked). And their best political track was By The Time I Get to Arizona, and that shit fucking bangs too.
3 - A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke - 1964
4 - Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan - 1965
5 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana -1991
These last two are kinda fishy to us. Like, Dylan and Nirvana were both influential, era-defining acts so you we guess one would wanna get em on the list, but we're pretty sure that Smells Like Teen Spirit is not any Nirvana fan's favorite Nirvana song, and the same is probably true for Dylan fans and Rolling Stone. These are square picks. The public driving the lines up way too high here.
We think the best Nirvana song is About A Girl, but to be honest we're pretty sure we can find 500 better songs out there. They don't need to be in the top 10.
6 - What’s Goin’ On? - Marvin Gaye - 1971
7 - Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles - 1967
This is an OK choice. Close. They got the right album - Sgt. Peppers is the best Beatles album. But the best song is Sgt. Peppers (reprise) - it's a little 80 second trip back in time to that old Hard Days Night sound. A real treat.
8 - Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott - 2001
Quick reminder:
Everything after this point is a worse song than Get Your Freak On, according to Rolling Stone.
9 - Dreams - Fleetwood Mac - 1977
10 - Hey Ya! - Outkast - 2003
Another very square pick. This song isn't even in the top 500 Outkast songs. There are two other Outkast songs on the list - Bombs over Baghdad (39), and Ms. Jackson (145) - and they aren't even the best square Outkast songs. The best corny Outkast song is The Whole World (unranked) - which won a fucking Grammy!! But anybody that actually likes Outkast woulda picked either Elevators, ATLiens or 2 Dope Boyz. Obviously.
11 - God Only Knows - Beach Boys - 1966
Square as fuck.
The best Beach Boys song is California Girls, and it's not close.
Fuck outta here.
12 - Superstition - Stevie Wonder - 1972
This is really, for real, one of the best songs ever.
There's no reason to put Nirvana in the top 5, they weren't actually good.
13 - Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones - 1969
We remember back in the day Rolling Stone did like a Best Rock & Roll Songs Ever and Satisfaction was #1. On this list it's #31, right in between Royals (Lorde - 2011) and Juicy (BIG - 1994). Sure, fuck it. Why not?
14 - Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks - 1967
IDK, seems high.
15 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles - 1963
I Want to Hold Your Hand is the Smells Like Teen Spirit of Beatles songs. Lame pick. Frankie Valli's got a dozens of better songs than this.
16 - Crazy in Love - Beyonce ft. Jay-Z - 2003
The first Jay-Z/Beyonce collabo was more of a cultural moment than a great song. There's one other Jay song on the list - 99 Problems (#96) - which, like many of the rap songs on here, is nobody's favorite song, but probably the only Jay-Z song that a lotta squares can name. Come to think of it we're surprised that New York song with Alicia Keys didn't make it on the list, people loved that song. Anyway. The CORRECT PICK here woulda been Single Ladies, which was disrespectfully ranked #228.
17 - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen - 1975
Sometimes the squares are right.
18 - Purple Rain - Prince - 1984
Jesus. WTF. Come on. We're just getting to Prince now? Prince is ranked 18? AFTER Queen?! After Outkast?!?!
Andre fucking 3000 never woulda been allowed to exist on this earth if it wasn't for Prince.
Fuck this shit.
The best Prince album was actually NOT Purple Rain. It was 1992's "Love Symbol Album". You got My Name is Prince, Sexy Motherfucker, 7, fuckin he did a reggae song on there that bangs. All that shit.
19 - Imagine - John Lennon - 1971
We read that John Lennon helped Bowie write Fame. That's a fuckin jam right there. It's not on the list, though. There are seven Bowie songs on the list, Heroes at #23 is the highest ranked. We might coulda put a Bowie song in the top 20, but our personal favorite is the gleefully dystopian Oh! You Pretty Things - it's a song about human evolution!
20 - Dancing on My Own - Robyn - 2010
To us Robyn's career started and ended in 1997 with Show Me Love. That's one of the Z100 classics that'd get stuck in our head ALL DAY in high school.
We only recently learned that Robyn was NOT a one-hit wonder. Apparently gay dudes are really into her. Who knew?!
NEW STAR WARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(no spoilers)

You guys, Star Wars Visions fucking RULES!!!!!!!!
The great thing about this anthology is that there's a wide variety of different Jedi and Sith origin stories - and none of them are Palpatines or Skywalkers. We finally got the democratized power of the force that we predicted would be featured in Episode IX.
Back then we thought "Rey Nobody" and "Broom Boy" were gonna be a thing, so we've been into this concept for a while, and now we can see it play out on screen for the first time. Now anyone can be a Jedi. When we see so many different permutations of force powers, the line between the dark side and the light becomes very thin - Jedi can be passionate, and Sith can be empathetic.
But most importantly, Visions is also the sexiest Star War ever -
Lola Bunny is a Jedi, General Grievous is a hot little blonde chick, and there's a bunch of other hot Jedi/Sith chicks that wear high heels and coronavirus masks like Kitana from Mortal Kombat.

aw yea.

get some.

let's go.
MISS CLEO'S PLAYER OF THE WEEK!!!
JUSTIN JEFFERSON!!!
AMERICAS GAME OF THE WEEK!!!
DELTA BLUES vs PAULS AWESOME TEAM!!!
AGOTW Prediction Record: 2-0

Last week we said Sharon Ertz needed to pull off a trade ASAP, and he responded with a BLOCKBUSTER! Chubb is ostensibly the best player in the trade, so Paul won. But this was a good trade for both parties. Rob got a solid WR2 in Higgins so he'll be starting both the guys he got in the deal. Chubb has 3 TDs this season but fewer rushing attempts than Taylor. The Colts also have a softer schedule and a better offensive line than the Browns, so there's still a ton of upside for JT.
Paul and The Commish are both 0-2, but both have scored over 120 once. We think only one of them will put up that big big score this week.
The Commish will get maybe the very best matchup of the year for The Seahawks stack. But he also has some tough flex choices this week with Eli Mitch being a hard Q and Davonte Smith still being 12 years old. They'll probly try to squeeze a little juice out of Mike Davis and Laviska and make it close.
Prediction:
PAULS AWESOME TEAM - 120.01
DELTA BLUES - 117.97
PAULS AWESOME TEAM WINS!!!
SPECIAL ED MATCHUPS!!!
SHARON ERTZ vs NO AND THEN!
JT vs Hines showdown!!
Why does Mike have 3 backup RBs and a backup QB? ugly team.
SHARON ERTZ WINS!!!
TOBIN & THE RIPPERS vs PICKLE RICKS!!
The second trade of the week came in just ahead of the DYM editorial deadline. The negotiations kept us from publishing before the start of the Thursday game. We'll consider that serendipity because it also prevented us from picking C Mac as the Player of The Week. Dodged a bullet there.
The trade was very solid cause both teams had glaring needs and both got what we wanted in the deal.

Tobin needed an RB2 and Kareem Hunt is THE archetypal RB2 in Miss Cleo's fantasy tarot deck.
He's by far the most talented non-starting RB in the league, so he's gonna make the most of all his touches. The Browns were among the highest rushing volume offenses last year and has one of the best offensive lines, so he'll get somewhat reliable rushing opportunity too.
Tobin also got Mr. Big Chest as a replacement WR3. We said a couple weeks ago that we think AB is actually the best Bucs WR and we still think that's true despite the slow game in Atlanta. That was obviously a Leonard Fournette game anyway. AB tested positive for COVID this week but we heard that everybody on the Bucs is vaccinated so he should only miss one game.
TOBIN & THE RIPPERS WINS!!!
JEDI LOLA BUNNY vs BRING IT ON HOME
Team DYM needed a WR upgrade, badly. We were more than happy to take the buy-low opportunity on Allen Robinson. That's our guy. We're really not concerned with the 2 slow weeks cause we know the Bears' season really begins this week when Justin Fields makes his first start. If this works out for us we're gonna be out there selling Josh Allen dirt cheap next week. Holla!
We wanted to pick ourselves out of spite cause BIOH benched Miss Cleo's Player of the Week. But then we lost C-Mac and remembered we're still cursed until Monday.
BRING IT ON HOME WINS!!!
🌶MAJINS FAMOUS DOUGS🌶 vs POLK HIGH PANTHERS
Jeez Louise, everybody on Doug's team is hurt this week. Sony Michele time!!!
POLK HIGH PANTHERS WINS!!!
HAVE A GREAT WEEK EVERYBODY!!!
THE 500 GREATEST SONG OF ALL TIME
1 - Respect - Aretha Franklin
2 - Fight the Power - Public Enemy
3 - A Change is Gonna Come - Sam Cooke
4 - Like a Rolling Stone - Bob Dylan
5 - Smells Like Teen Spirit - Nirvana
6 - What’s Goin’ On? - Marvin Gaye
7 - Strawberry Fields Forever - The Beatles
8 - Get Your Freak On - Missy Elliott
9 - Dreams - Fleetwood Mac
10 - Hey Ya! - Outkast
11 - God Only Knows - Beach Boys
12 - Superstition - Stevie Wonder
13 - Gimme Shelter - Stones
14 - Waterloo Sunset - The Kinks
15 - I Want to Hold Your Hand - The Beatles
16 - Crazy in Love - Beyonce
17 - Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
18 - Purple Rain - Prince
19 - Imagine - John Lennon
20 - Dancing on My Own - Robyn
21 - Strange Fruit - Billie Holiday
22 - Be My Baby - Ronettes
23 - ’Heroes’ - David Bowie
24 - A Day in the Life - The Beatles
25 - Runaway - Kanye West
26 - A Case of You - Joni Mitchell
27 - Born to Run - Bruce Springsteen
28 - Once in a Lifetime - Talking Heads
29 - Nuthin’ but a ‘G’ Thang - Dr. Dre
30 - Royals - Lorde
31 - Satisfaction - Rolling Stones
32 - Juicy - Notorious B.I.G.
33 - Johnny B. Goode - Chuck Berry
34 - Papa’s Got a Brand New Bag - James Brown
35 - Tutti Frutti - Little Richard
36 - Seven Nation Army - White Stripes
37 - When Doves Cry - Prince
38 - (Sittin’ on) The Dock of the Bay - Otis Redding
39 - B.O.B. - Outkast
40 - All Along the Watchtower - Jimi Hendrix
41 - Love Will Tear Us Apart - Joy Division
42 - Redemption Song - Bob Marley
43 - My Girl - Temptations
44 - Billie Jean - Michael Jackson
45 - Alright - Kendrick Lamar
46 - Paper Planes - M.I.A.
47 - Tiny Dancer - Elton John
48 - Idioteque - Radiohead
49 - Doo Wop (That Thing) - Lauryn Hill
50 - Gasolina - Daddy Yankee
51 - Walk on By - Dionne Warwick
52 - I Feel Love - Donna Summer
53 - Good Vibrations - The Beach Boys
54 - The Tracks of My Tears - The Miracles
55 - Like a Prayer - Madonna
56 - Work It - Missy Elliott
57 - Family Affair - Sly and the Family Stone
58 - The Weight - The Band
59 - The Message - Grandmaster Flash
60 - Running Up That Hill - Kate Bush
61 - Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
62 - One - U2
63 - Jolene - Dolly Parton
64 - Blitzkrieg Bop - The Ramones
65 - September - Earth, Wind & Fire
66 - Bridge Over Troubled Water - Simon and Garfunkel
67 - Tangled Up in Blue - Bob Dylan
68 - Good Times - Chic
69 - All Too Well - Taylor Swift
70 - Suspicious Minds - Elvis
71 - Fast Car - Tracy Chapman
72 - Yesterday - The Beatles
73 - Formation - Beyonce
74 - Hallelujah - Leonard Cohen
75 - Common People - Pulp
76 - I Walk the Line - Johnny Cash
77 - Roadrunner - Modern Lovers
78 - Reach Out (I’ll Be There) - The Four Tops
79 - Back to Black - Amy Winehouse
80 - What’d I Say - Ray Charles
81 - I’m Waiting for the Man - Velvet Underground
82 - Rolling in the Deep - Adele
83 - Desolation Row - Bob Dylan
84 - Let’s Stay Together - Al Green
85 - Kiss - Prince
86 - Tumbling Dice - The Rolling Stones
87 - All My Friends - LCD Soundsystem
88 - Sweet Child O’ Mine - Guns ‘N’ Roses
89 - Hey Jude - The Beatles
90 - You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman - Aretha Franklin
91 - Int’l Players Anthem (I Choose You) - UKG
92 - Good Golly Miss Molly - Little Richard
93 - Since U Been Gone - Kelly Clarkson
94 - I Will Always Love You - Whitney Houston
95 - Wonderwall - Oasis
96 - 99 Problems - Jay-Z
97 - Gloria - Patti Smith
98 - In My Life - The Beatles
99 - ‘Stayin’ Alive - Bee Gees
100 - Blowin’ in the Wind - Bob Dylan
101 - Maps - Yeah Yeah Yeahs
102 - Maybelline - Chuck Berry
103 - You Oughta Know - Alanis Morisette
104 - I Want You Back - Jackson 5
105 - Life on Mars? - David Bowie
106 - Sympathy for the Devil - The Rolling Stones
107 - C.R.E.A.M. - Wu-Tang Clan
108 - Just Like Heaven - The Cure
109 - Everyday People - Sly and the Family Stone
110 - Something - The Beatles
111 - Thunder Road - Bruce Springsteen
112 - Losing My Religion - REM
113 - Higher Ground - Stevie Wonder
114 - Toxic - Britney Spears
115 - At Last - Etta James
116 - It Takes Two - Rob Base and DJ E-Z Rock
117 - I Say a Little Prayer - Aretha Franklin
118 - Creep - Radiohead
119 - I Heard It Through the Grapevine - Marvin Gaye
120 - Oh Bondage! Up Yours! - X-Ray Spex
121 - Let It Be - The Beatles
122 - People Get Ready - Impressions
123 - This Must Be the Place (Naïve Melody) - Talking Heads
124 - That’ll Be the Day - Buddy Holly
125 - Anarchy in the U.K. - The Sex Pistols
126 - Freedom! ‘90’ - George Michael
127 - Waterfalls - TLC
128 - Whole Lotta Love - Led Zeppelin
129 - Hold On We’re Going Home - Drake
130 - Dancing in the Street - Martha and the Vandellas
131 - Stand by Me - Ben E. King
132 - Paid in Full - Eric B. and Rakim
133 - Don’t Stop Believin’ - Journey
134 - What’s Love Got to Do With It - Tina Turner
135 - She Loves You - The Beatles
136 - Try a Little Tenderness - Otis Redding
137 - Thank U, Next - Arianna Grande
138 - Heart of Glass - Blondie
139 - Vogue - Madonna
140 - No Woman No Cry - Bob Marley
141 - Maggie May - Rod Stewart
142 - He Stopped Loving Her Today - George Jones
143 - London Calling - The Clash
144 - Jumpin’ Jack Flash - Rolling Stones
145 - Ms. Jackson - Outkast
146 - Fire and Rain - James Taylor
147 - Blueberry Hill - Fats Domino
148 - Kashmir - Led Zeppelin
149 - Rocket Man - Elton John
150 - Basket Case - Green Day
151 - Will You Love Me Tomorrow - Shirelles
152 - Proud Mary - CCR
153 - Super Freak - James Brown
154 - Spoonful - Howlin’ Wolf
155 - Last Nite - The Strokes
156 - Louie Louie - The Kinsgmen
157 - Teenage Riot - Sonic Youth
158 - Cissy Strut - Meters
159 - Baba O’Riley - The Who
160 - Nightswimming - R.E.M.
161 - Into the Groove - Madonna
162 - Pink Moon - Nick Drake
163 - Landslide - Fleetwood Mac
164 - Mr. Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan
165 - I’m So Lonesome I Could Cry - Hank Williams
166 - All the Young Dudes - Mott the Hoople
167 - Lose Yourself - Eminem
168 - ‘Son of a Preacher Man - Dusty Springfield
169 - American Girl - Tom Petty
170 - In the Still of the Nite - Five Satins
171 - What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong
172 - Mississippi Goddam - Nina Simone
173 - Marquee Moon - Television
174 - Radio Free Europe - R.E.M.
175 - I Only Have Eyes for You - Flamingos
176 - You Really Got Me - The Kinks
177 - Jump - Van Halen
178 - Bad Guy - Billie Eilish
179 - Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd
180 - Walk on the Wild Side - Lou Reed
181 - Eight Miles High - The Byrds
182 - The Sounds of Silence - Simon and Garfunkel
183 - You Are the Sunshine of My Life - Stevie Wonder
184 - Nothing Compares to U - Sinead O’Connor
185 - Beat It - Michael Jackson
186 - I’ll Take You There - Staple Singers
187 - Subterranean Homesick Blues - Bob Dylan
188 - Little Wing - Jimi Hendrix
189 - Space Oddity - David Bowie
190 - Fuck the Police - N.W.A.
191 - Ode to Billie Joe - Bobby Gentry
192 - Mind Playing Tricks on Me - Geto Boys
193 - Wild Horses - Rolling Stones
194 - Rid of Me - PJ Harvey
195 - Crazy - Patsy Cline
196 - Sex Machine - James Brown
197 - I Can’t Stand the Rain - Ann Peebles
198 - Sexual Healing - Marvin Gaye
199 - Dream On - Aerosmith
200 - Changes - David Bowie
201 - Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash
202 - Your Song - Elton John
203 - Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I’m Yours - Stevie Wonder
204 - Young Americans - David Bowie
205 - …Baby One More Time - Britney Spears
206 - Wichita Lineman - Glen Campbell
207 - Killing in the Name - Rage Against the Machine
208 - Doll Parts - Hole
209 - Boys of Summer - Don Henley
210 - One Nation Under a Groove - Funkadelic
211 - With or Without You - U2
212 - More Than a Feeling - Boston
213 - Paint It Black - The Rolling Stones
214 - Deacon Blues - Steely Dan
215 - Shook Ones (Pt. II) - Mobb Deep
216 - Jailhouse Rock - Elvis
217 - Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks
218 - In the Midnight Hour - Wilson Pickett
219 - Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty
220 - Bizarre Love Triangle - New Order
221 - River Deep – Mountain High - Ike and Tina Turner
222 - Suite: Judy Blue Eyes - Crosby, Stills & Nash
223 - Stan - Eminem
224 - Layla - Derek and the Dominoes
225 - Both Sides Now - Joni Mitchell
226 - There Is a Light That Never Goes Out - The Smiths
227 - Fortunate Son - CCR
228 - Single Ladies - Beyonce
229 - This Land is Your Land - Woody Guthrie
230 - Mr. Tambourine Man - The Byrds
231 - I Wanna Dance with Somebody - Whitney Houston
232 - My Generation - The Who
233 - Groove Is in the Heart - Deee-Lite
234 - You Keep Me Hangin’ On - Supremes
235 - Blue Monday - New Order
236 - Lean on Me - Bill Withers
237 - Your Cheatin’ Heart - Hank Williams
238 - Are You That Somebody - Aaliyah
239 - September Gurls - Big Star
240 - I Want It That Way - Backstreet Boys
241 - The Humpty Dance - The Digital Underground
242 - Great Balls of Fire - Jerry Lee Lewis
243 - Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles
244 - Summer Babe (Winter Version) - Pavement
245 - Sabotage - Beastie Boys
246 - Ooh La La - Faces
247 - River - Joni Mitchell
248 - Straight Outta Compton - N.W.A.
249 - Bad Reputation - Joan Jett
250 - Purple Haze - Jimi Hendrix
251 - I Will Survive - Gloria Gaynor
252 - Flash Light - Parliament
253 - Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain - Willie Nelson
254 - Stop! In the Name of Love - The Supremes
255 - Coal Miner’s Daughter - Loretta Lynn
256 - Master of Puppets - Metallica
257 - Heat Wave - Martha and the Vandellas
258 - The Revolution Will Not Be Televised - Gil-Scott Heron
259 - Heart of Gold - Neil Young
260 - Get Up Stand Up - The Wailers
261 - Pusherman - Curtis Mayfield
262 - American Tune - Paul Simon
263 - Coat of Many Colors - Dolly Parton
264 - Let’s Get It On - Marvin Gaye
265 - Left of the Dial - The Replacements
266 - King Tubby Meets the Rockers Uptown - Augustus Pablo
267 - Take Care - Drake
268 - Shout (Parts 1 and 2) - The Isley Brothers
269 - Unchained Melody - The Righteous Brothers
270 - Closer - Nine Inch Nails
271 - A Whiter Shade of Pale - Procol Harum
272 - The Boys are Back in Town - Thin Lizzy
273 - Killing Me Softly With His Song - Roberta Flack
274 - Love and Happiness - Al Green
275 - Sail Away - Randy Newman
276 - Ever Fallen in Love - Buzzcocks
277 - Bo Diddley - Bo Diddley
278 - Pressure Drop - Toots and the Maytals
279 - Karma Police - Radiohead
280 - Penny Lane - The Beatles
281 - Grindin - Clipse
282 - Never Tear Us Apart - INXS
283 - Georgia On My Mind - Ray Charles
284 - Suzanne - Leonard Cohen
285 - Say My Name - Destiny’s Child
286 - Dancing Queen - ABBA
287 - You Shook Me All Night Long - AC/DC
288 - That’s the Joint - The Funky Four Plus One
289 - Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen
290 - Yeah - Usher
291 - In the Air Tonight - Phil Collins
292 - Can I Kick it - A Tribe Called Quest
293 - School’s Out - Alice Cooper
294 - Sweet Jane - Velvet Underground
295 - Won’t Get Fooled Again - The Who
296 - Rebel Girl - Bikini Kill
297 - Wouldn’t It Be Nice - Beach Boys
298 - Jungleland - Bruce Springsteen
299 - I Put a Spell on You - Jay Hawkins
300 - Rock Lobster - B-52s
301 - Night Moves - Bob Seger
302 - Wish You Were Here - Pink Floyd
303 - No Scrubs - TLC
304 - Trans-Europe Express - Kraftwerk
305 - Every Breath You Take - The Police
306 - Chain of Fools - Aretha Franklin
307 - Crazy - Gnarls Barkley
308 - Divorce Song - Liz Phair
309 - Ain’t No Sunshine - Bill Withers
310 - Light My Fire - The Doors
311 - Hotel California - Eagles
312 - Walk on By - Isaac Hayes
313 - The Tears of a Clown - Smokey Robinson and the Miracles
314 - I Wanna Be Your Dog - The Stooges
315 - Part 1 – Acknowledgement - John Coltrane
316 - Leader of the Pack - Shangri-Las
317 - Visions of Johanna - Bob Dylan
318 - Hound Dog - Big Mama Thornton
319 - Everybody Wants to Rule the World - Tears for Fears
320 - California Love - 2Pac
321 - I Still Haven’t Found - U2
322 - After the Gold Rush - Neil Young
323 - All I Have to Do Is Dream - Everly Brothers
324 - Scenes from an Italian Restaurant - Billy Joel
325 - Lust for Life - Iggy Pop
326 - Portions for Foxes - Rilo Kiley
327 - Real Love - Mary J. Blige
328 - Under the Bridge - Red Hot Chili Peppers
329 - Safaera - Bad Bunny
330 - Big Poppa - The Notorious B.I.G.
331 - Please Mr. Postman - The Marvelettes
332 - Umbrella - Rihanna
333 - Papa Was a Rollin’ Stone - The Temptations
334 - Ripple - Grateful Dead
335 - Move Your Body (The House Music Anthem) - Marshall Jefferson
336 - She’s Gone - Hall and Oates
337 - Believe - Cher
338 - Paranoid - Black Sabbath
339 - 1999 - Prince
340 - (White Man) in Hammersmith Palais - The Clash
341 - I’m a Believer - Monkees
342 - Promised Land - Chuck Berry
343 - What a Fool Believes - The Doobie Brothers
344 - Iron Man - Black Sabbath
345 - It’s Too Late - Carole King
346 - Dynamite - BTS
347 - Heartbreak Hotel - Elvis
348 - Virginia Plain - Roxy Music
349 - Time of the Season - Zombies
350 - Angel in Montgomery - John Prine
351 - Ponta De Lanca Africano (Umbabarauma) - Jorge Ben
352 - It Was a Good Day - Ice Cube
353 - Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) - The Eurythmics
354 - Rock With You - Michael Jackson
355 - Don’t Leave Me This Way - Thelma Houston
356 - Surrender - Cheap Trick
357 - Blank Space - Taylor Swift
358 - Because the Night - Patti Smith
359 - Killing Me Softly with His Song - The Fugees
360 - Little Red Corvette - Prince
361 - The Harder They Come - Jimmy Cliff
362 - Merry Go Round - Kacey Musgraves
363 - Could You Be Loved - Bob Marley
364 - Box of Rain - Grateful Dead
365 - God Save the Queen - The Sex Pistols
366 - Da Doo Run Run - The Crystals
367 - Thinkin’ About You - Frank Ocean
368 - Black Hole Sun - Soundgarden
369 - Just What I Needed - The Cars
370 - Peggy Sue - Buddy Holly
371 - Bennie and the Jets - Elton John
372 - I Can’t Make You Love Me - Bonnie Raitt
373 - Hotline Bling - Drake
374 - Be Thankful for What You Got - William DeVaughn
375 - Up On the Roof - Drifters
376 - Mama Tried - Merle Haggard
377 - Pictures of You - The Cure
378 - Mr. Brightside - The Killers
379 - Untitled (How Does It Feel) - D’Angelo
380 - Radiation Vibe - Fountains of Wayne
381 - Typical Girls - The Slits
382 - Paper Bag - Fiona Apple
383 - Redbone - Childish Gambino
384 - I Like It - Cardi B
385 - I’m Coming Out - Diana Ross
386 - Lola - The Kinks
387 - Personality Crisis - The New York Dolls
388 - Party Up (Up in Here) - DMX
389 - Brass in Pocket - Pretenders
390 - Enter Sandman - Metallica
391 - Springsteen - Eric Church
392 - Fix You - Coldplay
393 - Say It Loud - James Brown
394 - Grace - Jeff Buckley
395 - Planet Rock - Afrika Bambaataa
396 - Alison - Elvis Costello
397 - Bring the Noise - Public Enemy
398 - Hungry Like the Wolf - Duran Duran
399 - You Make Me Feel (Mighty Real) - Sylvester
400 - Station to Station - David Bowie
401 - Go Your Own Way - Fleetwood Mac
402 - Lovely Day - Bill Withers
403 - Ain’t Nobody - Rufus and Chaka Khan
404 - Rock and Roll All Nite - Kiss
405 - Amor Prohibido - Selena
406 - Sucker MC’s - Run-DMC
407 - Free Bird - Skynyrd
408 - Father and Son - Cat Stevens
409 - Everlong - Foo Fighters
410 - Whipping Post - Allman Brother’s Band
411 - Heavy Metal Drummer - Wilco
412 - Buffalo Stance - Neneh Cherry
413 - Gloria - Them
414 - Dreaming - Blondie
415 - Enjoy the Silence - Depeche Mode
416 - Alive - Pearl Jam
417 - Uptown Funk - Mark Ronson
418 - Green Onions - Booker T
419 - Fantasy - Mariah Carey
420 - California Dreamin’ - Mamas and the Papas
421 - How Soon Is Now - The Smiths
422 - Flava in Your Ear - Craig Mack
423 - Criminal - Fiona Apple
424 - No Diggity - Blackstreet
425 - Mannish Boy - Muddy Waters
426 - Super Bass - Nicki Minaj
427 - Rapper’s Delight - Sugarhill Gang
428 - Sign of the Times - Harry Styles
429 - Under Pressure - Queen and David Bowie
430 - They Reminiscence Over You - Pete Rock and CL Smooth
431 - Adore - Prince
432 - Summertime Blues - Eddie Cochran
433 - West End Girls - Pet Shop Boys
434 - Sheena Is a Punk Rocker - Ramones
435 - Limelight - Rush
436 - Call Me Maybe - Carly Rae Jepsen
437 - Passionate Kisses - Lucinda Williams
438 - Savage (Remix) - Megan Thee Stallion feat. Beyonce
439 - La Vida Es un Carnaval - Celia Cruz
440 - If I Ain’t Got You - Alicia Keys
441 - The House That Built Me - Miranda Lambert
442 - Ace of Spades - Motorhead
443 - Sugar, We’re Going Down - Fall Out Boy
444 - In Da Club - 50 Cent
445 - Cosmic Dancer - T. Rex
446 - Rosalita - Bruce Springsteen
447 - Help! - The Beatles
448 - Tyrone - Erykah Badu
449 - Don’t Fear the Reaper - Blue Oyster Cult
450 - Powderfinger - Neil Young
451 - Bad and Boujee - Migos
452 - Africa - Toto
453 - The Rain - Missy Elliot
454 - Bam Bam - Sister Nancy
455 - White Rabbit - Jefferson Airplane
456 - Summertime Sadness - Lana Del Rey
457 - Livin’ on a Prayer - Bon Jovi
458 - Loser - Beck
459 - No Ordinary Love - Sade
460 - Ku Klux Klan - Steel Pulse
461 - Crying - Roy Orbison
462 - Into the Mystic - Van Morrison
463 - Boom Boom - John Lee Hooker
464 - Help Me - Joni Mitchell
465 - Get Lucky - Daft Punk
466 - Never Too Much - Luther Vandross
467 - Come As You Are - Nirvana
468 - Fade Into You - Mazzy Star
469 - Goodbye Earl - Dixie Chicks
470 - Midnight Train to Georgia - Gladys Knight and the Pips
471 - The House of the Rising Sun - The Animals
472 - Solsbury Hill - Peter Gabriel
473 - Stand By Your Man - Tammy Wynette
474 - Move On Up - Curtis Mayfield
475 - Rhythm Nation - Janet Jackson
476 - Sunday Morning Coming Down - Kris Kristofferson
477 - Our Lips Are Sealed - The Go-Gos
478 - Back That Azz Up - Juvenile
479 - Oye Como Va - Santana
480 - Just a Friend - Biz Markie
481 - Cross Road Blues - Robert Johnson
482 - Bad Romance - Lady Gaga
483 - I Can’t Help Myself - Four Tops
484 - Buddy Holly - Weezer
485 - 212 - Azealia Banks
486 - A Milli - Lil Wayne
487 - Cranes in the Sky - Solange
488 - House of Balloons - The Weeknd
489 - Cannonball - The Breeders
490 - Old Town Road - Lil Nas X
491 - Welcome to the Jungle - Guns ‘n’ Roses
492 - So What - Miles Davis
493 - Where Is My Mind - The Pixies
494 - Time After Time - Cyndi Lauper
495 - You’re So Vain - Carly Simon
496 - Without You - Nilsson
497 - Truth Hurts - Lizzo
498 - Pancho and Lefty - Townes Van Zandt
499 - Baby Love - The Supremes
500 - Stronger - Kanye West
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