Merry X-MAS Special Ed!!!!!!!!!!
The SESB hype feels pretty subdued this year, which is a shame for PHP. They came a long way this season; It could be the greatest Cinderella Story this league's ever seen!!!!
LETS GET IT GOIN!!!!!!
WE WANNA SEE ALL THE NAMES CHENGED TO "LETS GO PHP" THIS WEEK!!!
or better yet maybe use a reference to the Vermont State Motto - "Freedom and Unity" - which which is all the more aprospos now what with the new planetary alignments.
Bart's already got the PS5 money banked heading into the SESB. Maybe you guys are kinda hoping he doesn't get the extra cash to spring for the new Madden too - that 11-year-old fantasy brain-trust might be unstoppable next year.
Speaking of next year, we hope you guys are ready for a lot more of Miss Cleo.
We had too much fun making that video.
We even snuggled up with the wife last night and rewatched all the out-take videos where we fucked up the accent even worse, and we just laughed and laughed and laughed. Check it out!! It's great holiday family fun!!!!!
FOOD BEEF V: CHINESE FOOD
THE X-MAS CHINESE FOOD SUPERBOWL SMORGASBORD!!!!!
THE X-MAS CHINESE FOOD SUPERBOWL SMORGASBORD was a true family affair here at the DYM Home Office, as for the first time ever we invited the Official Parents of DYM, Jill & Dave to sit in as guest judges. Their sage input was invaluable in such an expansive competition, as they are both unparralleled connoisseurs of the local Chinese food scene.
REGULAR SEASON CHINESE FOOD RANKINGS:
1 - *Sunny Kitchen - 8.75
2 - *China Chalet - 8.33
3 - *Madison Wok - 8.33
4 - *Bean Curd Restaurant - 8.3
For the Chinese Food Super Bowl Competition we ordered 4 items from each of our 4 finalists:
Hot & Sour Soup
Vegetable Lo Mein
Chicken Wings (or ribs w/ a 1 point deduction)
None of us had never been to Sunny Kitchen before we embarked on the Food Beef V Chinese Food Tour (It's on Ridgedale Ave; 1 mile north of rt. 10), and they still don't deliver. So, as the longest underdog in the competition, we slated them with the unenviable task of being the Tour's first stop. After 8 long weeks of venturing for Chinese Food, Sunny Kitchen finished the regular season as the #1 seed. It was an incredible accomplishment.
Our Official Dad stated the nature of the disadvantage that comes with going first in this sort of competition quite well tonight:
"We're like gymnastics judges, the first one sets the standard then they go up or down from there. If you give the first one a 7 then maybe nobody gets a 10 but it's all relative so it's fair."
He really liked that analogy so tonight whoever went first every round got a 7 from Dad. That created some statistical anomalies that made the final scores a lot closer than we would have expected but, like the man said, it was fair.
Chalet - 7.5
Bean Curd - 8.8
Mad Wok - 6.8
Sunny - 9.2
Chalet - 8.3
Bean Curd - 6.0
Mad Wok - 6.7
Sunny - 6.6
Chalet - 6.0
Bean Curd - 7.8
Mad Wok - 8.4
Sunny - 7.4
Chalet - 6.1 (no wings)
Bean Curd - 6.3 (no wings)
Mad Wok - 7.2